it’s called poo shame

I hate pooping in public.  Most people hate it.  But I go a step farther with my hatred and have a condition known as “poo shame.”  Simply put, poo shame is what happens to people when they get embarrassed by pooping in public.  I get very, very embarrassed.

Oddly enough, I love talking about my potty adventures with my significant other.  After a long day at work, the “how was your day” conversation inevitably segues into poop talk.  I rarely spare the details, whether I produced the big brown monster that just wouldn’t flush or whether I walked in to a restroom that smelled like the inside of a dead cow.  Because as we all know, and have known since we were three, poop is funny.

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